I think it’s time for another exciting edition of “You Googled What?” where I will highlight some of the bizarre Google searches people have conducted and in turn, found my blog.
Search Term: the only person to survive the swine flu
Search Engine: Google New Zealand
Blog Post: What Happens If You Survive The Swine Flu (View It)
Thoughts: Considering that 99% of the population doesn’t actually have the swine flu, I find it interesting that this individual is looking for it’s only survivor. It makes it sound like every other person is dead. I hope their search provided them with a laugh though!
Search Term: what could happen if i get the swine flu
Search Engine: Google United Kingdom
Blog Post: What Happens If You Survive The Swine Flu (View It)
Thoughts: When this post came up, I bet they messed their pants! I’m sorry I missed that! HA!
Search Term: spanked with wooden spoon videos
Search Engine: Google US
Blog Post: Ode To A Wooden Spoon (View It)
Thoughts: There is no video evidence. In fact, there probably isn’t even photo evidence. But rest assured… my butt was introduced to a wooden spoon on numerous occasions. If the individual searching for video was disappointed by the lack of motion picture evidence, I hope they at least found a story that they could relate to!
Search Term: angels doing cpr
Search Engine: Google South Africa
Blog Post: What It’s Like To Be A Firefighter (View It)
Thoughts: I certainly do not consider myself to be an angel, though I have done CPR more times than I’d wish to recall. I’m not exactly sure what this individual was looking for specifically, but I find it odd that they ended up on my blog. Thanks for reading in South Africa!
Search Term: very hairy legs woman
Search Engine: Google Peru
Blog Post: Protecting You From My Hairy Chicken Legs (View It)
Thoughts: I’m not entirely sure how to feel about this one. I mean, I did write a post about my hairy legs… but I promise I’m NOT a woman!!!
Search Term: Jesus cornfield
Search Engine: Google Australia
Blog Post: Friday Night In The Cornfield (View It)
Thoughts: I write my blogs for me. That said, however, I’d like to think that maybe, somehow, God might find a way to encourage, inspire, provoke thought, or instigate joy through them. Of all the random search terms that bring people to my blog, this one made me smile the most. I told a story about a night I found Jesus standing in a cornfield. I don’t know what this person was looking for specifically, but I’d like to believe that maybe, just maybe, through this post, it helped them find it.
Search Term: blitz pain spray
Search Engine: Google Canada
Blog Post: Pull Over! (View It)
Thoughts: I have no sweet clue what this post has to do with “blitz pain spray” and I’m sure the person that found it on the search didn’t either!
And finally…
Search Term: marc scott
Search Engine: Google Canada
Blog Post: Blog Home (View It)
Thoughts: OK, which one of you is cyber-stalking me?
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